Jake

A Gay fag

Jake stop being gay

by SmokeLeann May 28, 2018

Jake

A gay fag who has no friends.

look at jake, hes like ethan.

by v9wolf April 2, 2018

Jake Paul

An autistic spermatozoid that came from a child molesting nonce aka Greg Paul.
Also can be described as a childish manape who dabs infront of a news channel and records dead bodies daily for a living. Oh wait. That's his less autistic brother.

Dad: "Who are you watching?"
Kid: "Uhh... I'm watching this guy named Jake Paul"
Dad: *aborts his kid*

by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019

Jake gyllenhaal

the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly

someone: what’s ur fav movie
me: donnie darko
someone: why
me: jake gyllenhaal

by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021

Jake

Jake is usually tall. Enjoys playing guitar has red hair or brown hair. Blue eyes. Very smart although he doesnt show it. Very emotional once you get to know him. All around great and funny guy if you can get past that he is a bit of a bitch. Has a tiny penis.

OMG that guy over there is such a Jake!

by RAWRIMAKITTY March 27, 2011

The Jake

A girl that eats shit and loves eating shit. She doesn't even want anything in return. A girl that just loves the shit.

I was gonna take a fat shit in the toilet, but instead the jake took it all in her mouth.

Does that girl really eat shit? Yea man, she is a total jake.

by Broass June 11, 2006

Jake

Jake- A faggot who flirts with like a million of girls.who loves sucking dick for free, whos really gay, not good with girls and has a smaller dick than an asian. Also has acne with isn't attractive

Girl 1: have you seen jakes dick?
Girl 2: no but i heard its smaller than an asians lol

by Billy0986 February 6, 2014