Rico Suave Shower

Showers taken by a man that last longer than a when a woman takes a shower

Phil- "Damn how long has Frank been in the shower for?"
Joe- "He's taking a Rico Suave shower."

by Little_Horn May 31, 2014

Penn State Shower

The act of having consensual sex with someone. Formally referred to as "rape". Jerry Sandusky is responsible for the word after raping multiple adolescent boys in the showers of Penn State.

Tom: I heard Cyndi was mugged last night.
Kyle: Really? I heard some guy gave her a "Penn State Shower".

by Eli Forp-Ekaf December 1, 2011

Peanut Butter Shower

Is a shower of feces on someone, a shit shower. Defecation on the body.
Monkey Love in another slang term.

Peanut Butter shower time
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack

Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow

Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!

by Skeetamus November 6, 2006

Utter Shower Of Cunts

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else

"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

by ZooLanderr August 5, 2008

take a cold shower

to take a shower using cold water

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.

by Magicpants October 11, 2007

golden shower #2

a way to get back at a slag that has been bitching about your bedroom antics.

whilst doing her from behind, start making noise tht your about to come, so convince to take your load on her face, when shes expecting it, you piss all over her.

it has been rumoured that "dave" has a tiny penis and doesnt actually like sex by "laura" who he recently banged a few times

after a drunken night out together where they met and started to hook up, dave suggests they take it elsewhere, back to his...

after a while of good hard fucking, and they end up doing it doggystyle/stoodup...

Dave : oh my god, this is amazing i think im going to come!
Laura : i love it too, cant we keep going, just a little bit longer?
Dave :OK just let me cover your face thn I'll finish you off
Laura : yeah bitch!

Dave pulls out and 'tosses to the point of ejaculation' where instead he pisses all over her, in her mouth, up her nose etc; thus giving her a 'golden shower #2'

Dave : DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN BIATCH!

by RaymondB October 8, 2007

Hoosier Shower

A variant of urolagnia in which participants consume large quantities of high fructose corn syrup beforehand to aggressively sweeten their urine.

Hoosier showers are far better tasting than Golden Showers.

by Jason and Deirdre November 1, 2007