my digital escape

The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.

Person 1: "Remember My Digital Escape?"
Person 2: "I wish I didn't..."

by oliveoillllllllll February 3, 2024

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023

my face: 🪑

It’s a common comment found on tiktok that people comment when someone has a big ass. They are saying that the persons ass is big and they want them to sit on their face.

*video of someone with a big ass*
comment: my face: 🪑

by r@nd0mus3r January 30, 2024

hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

Popped my holes

When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).

It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.

by DJ robanski July 15, 2018