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"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"
by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021
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dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.
Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
by Richard_69 October 26, 2017
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Dick

The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.
Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
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dick inside of a

I meant duck oops
Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3
by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021
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Dick

A dick is another term for penis. It is in a male. Don't tell me you don't know that. Go watch porn not in the dictionary.
by Sbstnishorny January 1, 2019
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Big Dicking

My adjuster put a $34 LKQ quarter panel on my 2021 Lambo. She told me she was “big dicking” me
by Hiding in the woods April 3, 2021
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Dick Hoppin

When a woman goes from one guy to the next in a short frame of time.
Tyler: "Man that hoe is dick hopping." Tyrone: "I know I hit it last week."
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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