Awkward Turtle 

it is a hand motion by putting one hand on top of the other and moving your thumb in a circling motion. used during awkward situations.

Chris and Tina are on a date. Luke walks up.
Luke:"Did you hit that last night?" and points at Tina.
Awkward silence
Tina:"Awkward Turtle!" and does the motion.

Awkward Turtle by pourky September 26, 2009

shat on a turtle. 

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

shat on a turtle. by jaybiam July 6, 2011

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

messy turtle by nick March 14, 2004

awkward sea turtle 

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

awkward sea turtle by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

choking the man with the pink turtle neck 

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

choking the man with the pink turtle neck by Nabomb July 30, 2007

Licking The Turtle 

When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.

"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."

Licking The Turtle by Robert Lewis March 11, 2005

douche turtle 

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

douche turtle by Stunna Shades INC January 20, 2008