horny light

When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.

My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.

horny light by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023

Statement Light 

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

Statement Light by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

Asshole light by anonymous October 18, 2023

Red Light

A game kids play on a full size yellow school bus while it is in motion, where a student starts at the white line by the bus driver facing toward the back of the bus. When the game starts, the intension is for the student to reach the red light located on the emergency door at the end of the aisle in the back of the bus. The rest of the students on the bus have one goal and that’s to stop the one student from reaching the red light using all force. This game is best played when the bus driver does not intervene and ignores his/her responsibilities of keeping students safe. Beware, this game can result in injury to all involved.

One of my favorite activities riding the school bus home in Oceanside, NY is Red Light.

Red Light by Amtmr January 3, 2024

hog light 

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

hog light by Jewish kid January 22, 2024

Big Light Energy 

When a person enters a room and/or conversation unannounced and making it awkward.

"Boy A gives big light energy the way he interrupts our conversations."

Big Light Energy by Onreek February 11, 2024

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

angry light switch by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024