Pot of cold piss 

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

Pot of cold piss by h_yam March 3, 2011

Wrist Cold 

A silver watch covered in white diamonds.

Wrist Cold mama call it winter.

Swisher full of nuggets daddy call it Denver

Dude#1- What is that shiny ice on your arm?

Dude#2- Thats my new wrist cold, like it?

Dude#1- Hell Yeah!!!

Wrist Cold by AsianFweak June 11, 2011

It's cold outside

The usual response when you show someone who doesn't believe in global warming almost undisputable evidence of it and they still don't believe you.

Person 1: Greenhouse gases are causing temperature increase and is causing polar ice caps to melt.

Person 2: Lol no it's cold outside still.

It's cold outside by renabeth February 13, 2018

toasty cold 

Noun - the condition of coolness experienced when sliding into a snug, freshly made bed in a room with low temperature.

Adjective - used to describe a bed in such a condition.

I was so tired that all I looked forward to was the toasty cold sheets as my aching legs slid along them.

toasty cold by TheKurgan1965 June 15, 2010

A Cold French Fry 

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

A Cold French Fry by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

texan cold 

Any temperature below 70 degrees F.

Melissa-Can you believe how beautiful the weather is today? It's a sunny 55 degrees
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.

texan cold by Mr. & Mrs. MAC December 31, 2015

The Cold Feeling

The feeling you get when your arm hair raises, your skin feels cold and you insides feel hot, followed by painful diarrhea/bowel movement, sometimes hot.

"Ohh God! I have the Cold Feeling, and I have to use the bathroom"

The Cold Feeling by ActuallyVenus March 18, 2017