Clambulance 

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.

Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.

Clambulance by Black man say goo June 10, 2017

Clammy fanny 

A sweaty vagina which also has discharge, thrush

The sign for this is clamping your hands, opening and closing 3 times like a crab and saying "clammy fanny" in a voice like 'Lenny's' from the the story 'Of Mice and Men'.

My girlfriends fanny stinks, she's got a clammy fanny! Uch a fi!

Clammy fanny by rhywpenol October 5, 2009

Gomco Clamp 

A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.

Just the thought of a Gomco Clamp makes my dick hurt.

Gomco Clamp by Davidov K. March 28, 2007

clamf 

An acronym for "Coworkers Looking At Me Funny"

Originates from the ClubWRX forum. Someone posts something funny; people would respond with "LOL Clamf!", or similar, to indicate that their laughter has attracted the attention of other people in their office.

OMG ROFL Clamf!
I clamfed at that comment!

clamf by Teh Grandfather December 24, 2008

Clamzilla

A pussy that is ferociously hungry for cocks.

Marie is the horniest woman I have ever met. Her clamzilla kept wanting more and more of my cock last night.

Clamzilla by Teeba July 24, 2009

Clampit 

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Couch-clamp 

1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.

2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.

For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.

" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.

Couch-clamp by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 16, 2009