Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff

“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”

by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023

clam mitten

A vagina.

"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"

by JamesBeans September 2, 2016

clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.

I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.

by Wcmst4 June 3, 2018

Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021

Clam Chowdah

The act of cuming inside a vagina then eating said vagina out afterwards.

I jizzed in the old lady's twat and now it's time for some clam chowdah.

by Lukeflytalker September 13, 2016

Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.

"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"

by Oafhunter December 8, 2021