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An acronym for "Coworkers Looking At Me Funny"

Originates from the ClubWRX forum. Someone posts something funny; people would respond with "LOL Clamf!", or similar, to indicate that their laughter has attracted the attention of other people in their office.
I clamfed at that comment!
clamf by Teh Grandfather April 17, 2007
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clamf stands for classy ass mother fucker and was inspired by the abbreviation bamf(bad ass mother fucker)
Person A: Look at that necklace!
Person B: You should get it, it would make you look clamf.
clamf by humalogpen June 24, 2009

clamball 

A 50/50 mix of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey and Bud Light Chelada with Clamato, served at 95 degrees fahrenheit over ice. Best consumed with in a hot tub.

Perfect for buttchugging.
Yo dude, wanna buttchug some clamball before we hit the party?
clamball by meatypop October 31, 2014

clam dip 

The creamy white substance that excretes from the female genetalia.
When I took my finger out her pussy, I had to wash all her clam dip off my hands.
clam dip by Preluder August 20, 2006

clamacious 

Having the type, or quality of being clam (clam the animal)
"This food I ate is very clamacious," she said "tastes like a clam."

The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!
Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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