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An acronym for "Coworkers Looking At Me Funny"

Originates from the ClubWRX forum. Someone posts something funny; people would respond with "LOL Clamf!", or similar, to indicate that their laughter has attracted the attention of other people in their office.

OMG ROFL Clamf!
I clamfed at that comment!

clamf by Teh Grandfather December 24, 2008

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clamf

I clamfed at that comment!

clamf by Teh Grandfather April 17, 2007

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clamf

clamf stands for classy ass mother fucker and was inspired by the abbreviation bamf(bad ass mother fucker)

Person A: Look at that necklace!
Person B: You should get it, it would make you look clamf.

clamf by humalogpen June 24, 2009

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clamball

A 50/50 mix of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey and Bud Light Chelada with Clamato, served at 95 degrees fahrenheit over ice. Best consumed with in a hot tub.

Perfect for buttchugging.

Yo dude, wanna buttchug some clamball before we hit the party?

clamball by meatypop October 31, 2014

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clam dip

The creamy white substance that excretes from the female genetalia.

When I took my finger out her pussy, I had to wash all her clam dip off my hands.

clam dip by Preluder August 20, 2006

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clamacious

Having the type, or quality of being clam (clam the animal)

"This food I ate is very clamacious," she said "tastes like a clam."

clamacious by clamacious (notanoobarelicYT) October 21, 2019

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The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!

Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?

The Drunken Clam by david faustino May 11, 2012

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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