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cookies and cream 

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
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Alabama Cream Pie 

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.
Alabama Cream Pie

shaving cream

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.
shaving cream by brian January 14, 2005

ice cream sandwich 

When a white bitch is being fucked on either side by two black guys.
Black guy 1: Did you and Jay'Reese Ice Cream Sandwich that bitch?
Black guy 2: Hell yeah we did. She was fucking begging for mercy.
ice cream sandwich by Pfaff December 27, 2013

krispy cream 

after you cum, you wipe it with your hand and smear it all over her/his face and let dry, after you have fun with that you wipe it off but forget to wipe all off it
"What is that on your face?" "Oh this, its just Krispy cream"
krispy cream by Daniel Nez December 27, 2007

eyes cream 

eyes cream mean enjoy looking at beautiful babes
eyes cream by bird1007 July 28, 2009