CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

the unnaquainted postal worker

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.

A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.

by ziggabrap July 9, 2009

working for the man

Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.

Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!

by Chear55 June 24, 2014

Keynes Worker

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.

We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.

by ashishram April 20, 2009

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

Workmorrow

The next working day at a business. Can be used to indicate the next working day after any length of time including the next weekday, weekends and vacations.

Jason: "Alright, let's start working on this tomorrow."
Minion: "Um, that's a Saturday, boss..."
Jason: "Oh right, I meant workmorrow."

by Raftermantk65 June 14, 2013