by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022
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by RickiAwful March 3, 2022
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When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
by xitalent March 17, 2022
Get the Chocolate Vampire mug.It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Vampire mug.A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.
Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!
by EMPLOYEE 472 May 31, 2022
Get the Trans Vampire Skin mug."I'm just a gas Vamp hit me with that white so I can make it through the night"
"She asks me why the whipped cream don't float I look in her eyes and say I don't know"
"She asks me why the whipped cream don't float I look in her eyes and say I don't know"
by Deeboisinthesauce June 25, 2022
Get the Gas Vamp mug.a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
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