St Thomas Network 

The streams of cum leading from woman to woman to woman but eventually leading back to a couple dudes at Carlson

Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"

Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."

EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.

St Thomas Network by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

Fort Thomas 

An itty bitty hell hole of upper middle class crackers who think they are gangsters even though their moms still pack their lunches placed in Northern

“Hey have you been to fort thomas?”
“no and i don’t plan on going”

Fort Thomas by fax only June 3, 2021

Dale Thomas 

The sex.

Number 13 for Collingwood football club, he is renowned for his unbelievable specky marks, awe inspiring goals and all round good looks. Also the hottest AFL footballer known to man. And women.

Person 1: Did you see that goal from that hot footy player?
Me: DUH. That was Dale Thomas. What did you expect?

Dale Thomas by CassieLou June 25, 2008

st.thomas aquinas high school 

A high school in ft.lauderdale where the kids are rich the teams are amazing and pretty much everyone thinks they're awesome. the the girls are either hot sluts or ugly bitches (with the occasional hot bitch or ugly slut) and the majority of boys are douchebags but attractive douchbags so the girls pretty much just throw themselves at them. Pastimes include getting drunk, smoking weed, partying and eating aloma cookies. There are many cliques at st.thomas including preps, jocks, and loosers. the teachers dont give a shit about anything and let the kids do whatever they want. because sta is known for acedemics the teachers usually bump the grades up at the end of the quarter so they feel accomplished. The football team is amazing and everybody goes to the games but is there really any question who will win? Most of the kids are only at st thomas for the football team and to say "do you know who i am? i go to st.thomas so gtfo". so welcome to sta famous for Brian Piccalo, Michael Irvin, Sanya Richards, chris everett and many more. Some also may note that The owner of Diamond supply co., Hi-rez(rapper) and the daughters of Dan marino and Kim Bokamper are past or current resedents also note worthy the great grandson of walt disney attends st.thomas but on a a less worthy note girls act like worthless sluts and the boys think they're the sexiest things alive. Students "sleep all day and party all night" but hey whos complaining?

st.thomas aquinas high school is popular for Calini, "shit sta girls say", Asking teachers if they can have "stick", aloma cookies, fries, long masses, sucky pep rallys, crowded homerooms, girls spending hours looking at themselves in the mirrors, thinking they're better than anyone else.

st.thomas aquinas high school by st.thomas knowlege center June 12, 2012

St. Thomas 

A private college in St. Paul Minnesota where prude, spoon fed cunts prance the campus in their Manhattan inspired attire. These girls may once have been likable in their high school years but this will more than likely change when attending this institution, especially by "infedels" who are not priveledged enough to attend UST.

Man that girl was a fucking bitch!" "Go figure. She goes to St. Thomas.

St. Thomas by Jojo Janetta April 15, 2011

Clarence Thomas 

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

Clarence Thomas by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

shitty thomas 

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.

A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.

shitty thomas by terence3 November 9, 2011