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borrowed time

Mortgaged your home to buy a Rolex.

Seriously, it means to live beyond your life expectancy.
Some of my hard drives used to be in 486es, so they're living on borrowed time.
borrowed time by Downstrike November 3, 2006

executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
executive time by Plinthic January 14, 2018
Word of the Day on January 17, 2018

garbage time

The last few minutes that the bar is open, usually anywhere between 2:00 and 2:30am. All of the good looking girls have been taken home already, leaving just the mingers and operationally attractive.
John: Did you see that ugly broad that came out of Nick's room this morning?
Dave: Yeah he picked her up at garbage time last night.
garbage time by Mr. Armageddon February 5, 2007

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. 

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

Big Time Rush 

1) A TV show on Nickelodeon capturing the journey and misadventures of four hockey playing best friends from Minnesota who get a once in a life time shot at being a pop group.

2) The band in which the show is about. Well known songs such as "Boyfriend," "Nothing Even Matters," and "Worldwide." Members include Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr. and Logan Henderson.

3) Every teen girl's obsession right now
1) "Hey did you guys watch Big Time Rush last night?

2) "Stuck" by Big Time Rush is my new favorite song.

3) My friends and I are have Big Time Crushes on the boys of Big Time Rush.
Big Time Rush by SeDorka July 13, 2011