Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.

"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"

by That seabear kid September 6, 2019

Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.

We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same

by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019

Big sausage pizza

A guy named Jordan floretta

Big sausage pizza blows mad Os

by Carl42069 September 25, 2019

Chicken sausage fingers

A dude with fat, flat fingers ✌️

I got some chicken sausage fingers m8

by Otten September 27, 2019

Anal sausage

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.

I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.

by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019

Eye Sausage

An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.

Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going

Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around

by Sir. SpudLock October 2, 2019

Full sausage

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.

The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .

by Ofashea October 15, 2019