Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Full Sausage

1. When an action is impressive.

2. An unexpected action.

3. An action with great force.

Girl, I swear, his dick went full sausage!

by Cookielicker69 September 14, 2018

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017