by Butchbox January 7, 2019
Get the road fartmug. An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
Get the Road Killmug. Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
Get the Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkinmug. Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022
Get the Road Diapermug. Richlife of road trips is off on another exportation
by Davis allen 79 October 1, 2020
Get the richlife of road tripsmug. by breadburinnit February 4, 2021
Get the Road Tripmug. when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not
by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019
Get the road cigsmug.