Luke Hillegass

69th President of the United States
Established Slavery
Bombed Asia, and allowed segregation between whites and blacks throughout the world successfully for 567 years
Died 2092, from running out of sauce clot.

Luke Hillegass lost his sauce.

by Unidentified Culture Member September 27, 2021

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an absolute bitch likes to play with balls he really loves balls emphasis on balls obsessed with his muscles and balls.

“did you see those balls?”
“that would make luke feel some type of way”

by cadey11111 September 28, 2021

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Luke Mulgrew

Luke (William) Mulgrew is a professional athlete. Luke has 12 world records in athletic events, 3x Running 7x Football and 2x Darts. Luke is one of the fastest runners from the Under 7s running scene! When Luke is spotted, people chant, “Luke The Lightening Bolt!”. He is a well known G.O.A.T. Luke is a humbled runner, who wont stop and cant stop. #Luke2Fast :)

(1): Was that Luke Mulgrew?
(2): Sheesh i-, It was 😍

by TomRowley July 12, 2021

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Luke Bohl

Oh wow. Personality punch there. Let’s be honest he’s mighty fine with a smokin hot bod, but the most stand off ish person you will ever meet until you are friends with him. Slightly moody, but uses that rage towards his basketball dreams. Which happens to be very respectable. Would be voted most likely to go D1. Would be rated 10/10 but he has to be humbled so has to be 8.999/10

Ugh Luke Bohl took my gogurt at lunch today but I was too scared to say anything about it so I went and cried in the bathroom and called my mom to go home

by Lawnclippings5478 July 27, 2021

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