the rich kid

Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.

His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).

Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!

Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)

John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE

Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche

Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?

Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead

Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.

Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)

Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)

Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.

Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)

*Tesla crashes*

Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.

The rich kid varies in s many ways. He can be nurturing, caring and loving or crude, spoiled and evil.

by The truth tellar March 13, 2020

sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

Kreepy's Kid

A window licker, a tide pod eater, a Ricky Retardo, a knuckle dragger.

That Kreepy's Kid just finger painted a unicorn on the sidewalk with his shit.

by BRJG October 8, 2018

bk kid

Bad Kid Kid
Someone who is very bad at video games that they must be refereed to as a kid twice to emphasis how truly horrible they are.

AKA JD057

That JD057 is so bk kid.

by themrguy27 March 21, 2018

Nannup Kid's

A Nannup Kid is an inbred child.

Dude look at that Nannup Kid!

Fuck, those kid's were ratty as fuck! must have been Nannup Kid's

by Cayl January 2, 2012

Turtle kid

A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.

Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid

by mizukei November 27, 2020

SID THE KID

not as sus as Mia sussy baka

I’m more sus than you -Sid the kid
no -Mia sussy Baka

by shakalsjrhfn July 3, 2021