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Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.
"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."
by shesaywhat May 26, 2025
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Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate
I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”
by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Jordan elbridge

If you were to walk into a school full of mirrors it would be Jordan elbridge. Everyone you will ever meet is just like each other and there is no escaping. This is the place we’re people go to feed off of each other’s arrogance and preppy attitude. If I was to find anything fun to do at Jordan elbridge it would be to sit back and laugh at the class of 2025 boys pretend to either be gangsters or preppy golfers.
“Let’s go we get to go down to Jordan elbridge for our game friday”.
“Oh that’s good, it’s basically a free win because the class of 2025 boys don’t care about anything but jerking off in the bathrooms or dressing like eachother and the basketball team doesn’t care about anything but their stats which is exactly why they win 5 games a year.”
by helpme87 November 26, 2024
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021
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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.
Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae
by Binki Boy June 30, 2021
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