southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.

My aunt is a southern ham slut.

by Todd Benson January 22, 2023

Flag

Get the southern ham slut mug.

Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

Flag

Get the Ham Pamphlet mug.

ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

Flag

Get the ham before banned mug.

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

by Jenniflop November 18, 2023

Flag

Get the Abbys ham sandwich mug.

Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

by bindr May 26, 2022

Flag