Chocolate Glory

When a dark skinned coloured boy uses his skin colour to make a joke/procure an achievement.

Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!

by headshouldersneesandtoes November 10, 2010

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016

gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth

Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?

by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018

Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.

Ghetto Ass One: you look like a damn acorn

Ghetto Ass Two: At least I don’t look like an Autistic Goofy Ass

by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018

Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.

You look like an autistic goofy ass

by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018