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Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag
“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”
by 30bones February 13, 2024
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Float me a Franklin

Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
by exuberantshrimpking February 24, 2024
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floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice
she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling
by huge ballsack March 22, 2024
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Flopa

A Male that is fat and has boobs that flap a flopa
I saw my friend his man boobs were big in shaking so I called him flopa
by Idkju March 26, 2024
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Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
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Flop era

A period of time where nothing seems to be going your way (badly)
Dude 1: Dude!!!! You just failed like half your classes, your girl broke up with you, and you’re being on rent???
Dude 2: Yeah, I’m in my flop era.
by DeoDaDestroya April 7, 2024
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floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.
Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.
by technofishy_ May 6, 2024
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