fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Fishtynine

1. A tattoo of two fish engaging in sixtynine, commonly found on the left shoulders of individuals born as Pisces. (See definition of sixtynine)

2. Any sixtynine involving two fish definition

3. Sixtynine involving two unclean leasbians.

Wine me, dine me, fishtynine me.

by Werriam-Mebster June 12, 2022

Fight Angel

A computer video game where you play as your own created waifus and battle them. Rated as NSFW on steam for some reason, I don’t know why, because the gameplay looks tame, maybe it’s the cutscenes in the story mode.

Me: I want to play Fight Angel, but I don’t know what it’s rated. It doesn’t look that inappropriate but it says NSFW. Maybe I should wait until it gets rated.

by Nion_YT June 21, 2022

Fighting over sand

Endless combat over land that's inherently worthless

"These two countries are fighting over sand, and have been for centuries."

by George Leo August 3, 2022

Fighting Dragons

When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.

There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

fight club

when you piss shit and ejaculate in your pants all at once and they're all fighting for which takes up more room

A: hey are you down for some challenge pissing
B: not now, there's a fight club going on in my pants

by the narrator from fight club September 16, 2022