gay fever

when a gay or a homosexual has been single for a long time and haven't been in a relationship with another gay and they start to get sad over and and start dreaming of being gay with another

Person #1:Man I've been single for awhile! I want someone to be gay with!
Person #2 : Looks like you have gay fever.
Person #1 : Wow, I think you're right.

by chickenandbacon October 28, 2019

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

broke fever

when you break up with your bf/gf because they’re gold diggers, and you become anxious about how much money you WASTED on them.

hey bro! i think i got broke fever keep me company.. 🙁

by _fxckedfeels_ November 1, 2019

Rainbow Fever

To be; lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, etc.

Adam: "You saw that?"
John: "Saw what?
Adam: "I think Tony was checking me out."
John: "Yeah. I think I saw it too. I think Tony has rainbow fever."

by GlennyGlenn January 3, 2020

Bengay Fever

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.

“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”

by SalvyZ March 7, 2020

jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 21, 2020

knocker fever

When a man has a fever for some knockers

Ex: Otto: Dude I totally haven’t gotten laid in a while
Marshall: sounds like you got knocker fever, maybe you should call up Elise.

by Shawnwhutee March 25, 2020