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Vote Duck 

A saying that goes without needing a definition, but has been given one.

It is when one person votes (willing chooses) "Duck." What is Duck? Duck is to infinity and beyond. A person can be 'ducked', and things can be 'ducks'.
Girl: Why didn't you come swim?
Boy: You were getting Manwiched by two dudes trying to flirt with you, and another one spectating.
Boy 2: DUCKED!

Boy 1 and 2 have both chosen to Vote Duck.
1 for the action of "Ducking"
2 for promoting the political view.
Related Words

quantum duck 

A infinitesimal fowl that says "quark! quark!"

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students (and sometimes professors)
Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students: "quantum ducks

Quark! Quark!"
quantum duck by Jahn Ghalt August 25, 2010

lame duck husband 

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"

A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.
If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

The Darkwing Duck 

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".
"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"
The Darkwing Duck by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

Who gives a duck 

Used as a euphemistic expression instead of saying the F word.
She didn't care for me?!
well, who gives a duck :D
Who gives a duck by modato97 February 19, 2017