Crustness 

The leftover crust from cheescake from Bakers Square, Extra thick graham cracker crust on cheescake

My Cheescake had massive crustness on the bottom of my cheescake.

Crustness by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011

Crustang

A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.

Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.

Crustang by LabiaLicker December 13, 2012

Crust

The dandruff like residue which grows on the heads of insanely retarded hormonal teenage boys e.g. Mohammed Hussain aka Mo

Guy1: Dude, what's that shit in your hair?

Mo: ....Crust...

Guy1: Sorry man, I didn't know you were like that

Crust by Mo_Man October 13, 2012

Crustification 

When you're baking and the batter begins to make a crust or has become crusty. Can also use crustify.

"The crustification of the bread makes all the difference!"

"Come here and watch the dough crustify"

Crustification by ButcherBaker April 18, 2013

cristyon 

A guy that will blind you from the start, he will seduce you with one look into his eyes and take over every part of you,
He has the ability to make you feel absolutely amazing and want no one other than himself.
He's almost perfect and can't be replaced.
He gives you reason to breathe; reason to understand the meaning of life,
He is just over all the most bad ass radical person you could ever meet.
Don't lose a Cristyon if you have one.

cute best mysterious love crazy wild cristyon

cristyon by NiikiiP September 25, 2013

Crustiz 

"Crustiz" - the accumulation of dried up matter that forms at the tip of a moisturizer dispenser.

The "crustiz" from the moisturizer bottle got stuck in my pubic hair.

Crustiz by SUPS October 10, 2013

crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

crusterfuck by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015