gurt: "MMM.. this raspberry is fuckass shit, delicious."
kevin: "That offends tyler"
tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"
kevin: "That offends tyler"
tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"
by imomningitohyesmarkyouneedtogo May 3, 2025

The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

by DStanS October 1, 2017

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
by cëllPirate November 16, 2021
