by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017
Get the shitmug. 1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.
2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.
2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
Get the gawd awful shitmug. stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
Get the shit storiesmug. by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
Get the Shit-water-dickmug. 1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020
Get the shitmug. shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)
shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)
shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
by miguelh2 November 1, 2022
Get the shitmug. "Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"
by BMC_ September 27, 2023
Get the Shit frisbeesmug.