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I just got a dick for the glock
by Sggino April 1, 2020
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020
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Dick Fingers

When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers
Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers
by Ryder31! April 4, 2020
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Dicky dick bag juice

Thy term in use when Tyrone fucks ya wife
Dicky dick bag juice😱 tyron just fucked my wife
by SWAGSON the great April 7, 2020
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Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.
I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.
by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020
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dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity
David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.
by ChatchLands April 8, 2020
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