Dick Wagger 

An incredible song that evokes the thrusting of the pelvis, resulting in one's penis bouncing. Usually an emotional, sometimes nostalgic experience.

When you said Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) by Christopher Cross was a Dick Wagger, you weren't lying.

That party I went to the other night... Absolutely loaded with Dick Waggers. Nonstop. Unreal.

I went to one of those silent disco's recently to make fun of everyone there because the premise is so absurd,but there must have been at least a couple Dick Waggers played because people a were freaking out

Dick Wagger by ThomasMattson October 31, 2017

Ferret Face Wagnerism 

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.

The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.

Ferret Face Wagnerism by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011

circling the wagons

When 5 or more guys bang each other forming a circle of dicks in asses.

Look at those construction workers circling the wagons over there.

circling the wagons by durty .ik April 17, 2016

durse wagon 

a person with a gynormus ass. typically the size of a small automobile.

damn, look at that durse wagon

durse wagon by jon May 18, 2004

waggies 

Waggies

n.
1. Any greasy food consumed;

a) at the end of a night of binge drinking esp. on an empty stomach in a typically futile attempt to prevent the onset of bed spins and jet-yaks

b) as a breakfast remedy for a hangover.

2. Mildly derisive term for any fast food restaurant.

1.Feeling ill after a night of binge drinking, I stopped for waggies on the way home, only to jet-yak poutine all over the back seat of the cab.

2. If you go to Waggies for me, I'll buy you a big mac.

waggies by skater McGee February 14, 2010

maggot wagon 

A dirty garbage truck

The maggot wagon just came by and emptied the trash.

maggot wagon by trashman ray June 27, 2006

german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work

Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.

german wage by Cakester November 6, 2007