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A tiny little dog, with a scrunched in face and shorter than average legs. Known to beg for Treats and belly rubs.

Life expectancy of 11-15 years
"Hello Pumba, my name's Tumba, bumba. Trying to get a rumba? You're being egregiously dumba pumba"
by ThomasMattson August 17, 2017
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An incredible song that evokes the thrusting of the pelvis, resulting in one's penis bouncing. Usually an emotional, sometimes nostalgic experience.
When you said Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) by Christopher Cross was a Dick Wagger, you weren't lying.

That party I went to the other night... Absolutely loaded with Dick Waggers. Nonstop. Unreal.

I went to one of those silent disco's recently to make fun of everyone there because the premise is so absurd,but there must have been at least a couple Dick Waggers played because people a were freaking out
by ThomasMattson October 31, 2017
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