shitty vagina

Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

shitty vagina by censae January 16, 2011

big blubbering vagina 

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

big blubbering vagina by michael March 1, 2004

Non-Euclidean Vagina 

A vagina so distorted from a good fucking that it no longer satisfies Euclid's parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric spaces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and Minkowskian geometries.

"Yeah bro, I wrecked that pussy so hard that for a given line L and a point A not on L, there was not exactly one line through A which did not intersect L."

"Nice dude, non-euclidean vaginas are clutch as hell."

Non-Euclidean Vagina by Erotic Cryptography October 18, 2011

MC Vagina 

Probably the funniest YouTube rapper out there. His beats are so awful you can't help but love them.
He obviously loves vagina and he raps about all the girls he fucks. (He wishes) He's a real 'bad ass.'
Watch his videos- you won't be disappointed
His two main videos 'Show Me Your Genitals' and 'I Kill People' will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

MC Vagina:

"I wanna see your bum, I don't care what they say,
no I don't have feelings cause' feelings are gay.
Something, something in the month of May.
Bitches love my penis cause' it's really big."

"Guns don't kill people- Nuh uh. I kill people.. With guns. Pow."

MC Vagina by Hanzor July 6, 2009

cotton vagina 

(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse

We smoked before, so I had really bad cotton vagina when he tried to put it in me.

cotton vagina by sapphireseduction February 17, 2012

Ass Vagina 

A Gay Man's Asshole.

Lance had so much gay sex that his "Ass Vagina" was swollen and sore.

Ass Vagina by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008

Golden Vagina 

A mindset unique to women, in which a woman is convinced that she is already creme de la creme and that any man should be lucky to have her. Therefore, she often enters any situation with the expectation of being treated like a princess, much to the chagrin of the men who suddenly discover this disability. It can also mean that a girl is convinced men are attracted to her, even when there is no evidence to suggest it.

"So I'm just dancin with this girl, when she suddenly accuses me of tryin' to get in her pants and usin' her for sex. And then she tells all her friends to stay away."
"Sounds like you danced with a girl with a golden vagina."

Golden Vagina by alternate7777 July 19, 2009