after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 18, 2025
Get the sleep tokenmug. When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
Get the Arkansas Sleeping Pillmug. A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night
by MavricFTML September 28, 2019
Get the Sleep invertedmug. If one of you're friends have a early bedtime and they are partaking in all nighter past 7 pm (their bedtime) use this term to codemn them from sleeping
Tyla:Guys it's time for me to go to my bed,it's 7pm.
The Groupchat: Thou Shall Not Sleep
Tyla:Alright I won't go to bed yet
The Groupchat: Thou Shall Not Sleep
Tyla:Alright I won't go to bed yet
by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024
Get the Thou Shall Not Sleepmug. 
I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Sleepmug. “ hey bro do you know that we have to sleep all day” no I didn’t “ will we all suppose to sleep all day”
by Tightwetwetwet August 21, 2022
Get the Sleep all daymug.