Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun

by Twat 123 November 21, 2019

Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Shakes

Pulling something off (style, clothing, appearance)

Julia shakes that outfit.

by soccerbitchxoxo January 2, 2020

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Shaker Jr High

a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money

“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”

3 weeks later

“mom the school didn’t do anything”

“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”

by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020

shake the can

checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change

Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”

Lex: Absolutely not.

by Cherrybomb666 February 12, 2020