Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017