mystery meat

mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.

I love all the mystery meat I get to suck at a gloryhole!

by eda-skip April 23, 2023

Beat the meat

Someone playing with a guy's dick

It feels really good when I beat the meat.

by I am the GOAT!!!!! June 22, 2017

young meat

a young autistic socially awkward white man

passerby: hey what's up young meat.
young meat: uh eh erre ...hey.

by noskillautist December 8, 2016

meat tunnel

the inside of a beings anus, the pink sock.

"I was knee deep in this cow right, fucking her dry. Then i ripped her meat tunnel."

by Twisted System™ August 12, 2006

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

Meat Curtains

Enlarged, droopy inner cunt lips that have the tendency to hang way outside the region of comfort and caused malfunctions during insertion of cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, and other miscellaneous products.

We tried to have a quicky, but her meat curtains kepting getting in the way.

by Pink Jelly Bean November 17, 2004

sweater meat

large nice shapped tits, that are soft to the touch. built for speed and comfort.

Wow John look at that womans sweater meat!

tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,

by deeez nuttzzzz October 7, 2006