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second-hand racism

When a person who seems to not be racist but has racist friends and/or defends racist people.
have you heard of them kpop fans? second-hand racism exists and it’s them
didn’t one of them idols do black face aswell? look at the second handed racism buddies running to ‘cancel’ us for saying that
by ryuu’s dick July 14, 2021
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2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
by GDrizzle June 4, 2011
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Beauty Second

The moment in time someone needs to primp right before entering a house because they are meeting someone special, or doing something where you must look your best, such as going to a party, club, formal event, etcetera. Most of the time, taking a beauty second occurs right before getting out of a car as there is a mirror readily available. Sometimes it occurs at the entrance of where ever you are; however, the beauty second is not as effective because there is no mirror available. One could use the reflection of windows or glass doors, but someone may see you and give you the stink eye.
Girl 1: Hey girl, we're going to be late, hurry up!

Girl 2: Hold on! Gimme a beauty second!

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Naomi Campbell: (to limo driver) Give me one beauty second before opening the door to the paparazzi.

*10 minutes later*

Naomi Campbell: I'm ready for my closeup.
by beanequalsecstasy June 11, 2012
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three-second pour

(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink
"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"

"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
by Carrington Schaeffer December 18, 2012
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2 second tony

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.
Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.
by N1ck_the_d1ck March 2, 2016
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The second great meme purge

A series of account deletions on Instagram caused by Mark Zuckerberg. Zuck's main target is meme pages.
John: Something wrong...i shake my head...@__extendo__ gone...a nigga dead.

Austin: MAJOR W
John: This is not a W. You are a victim of The Second Great Meme Purge.
by Hobosexuals May 24, 2018
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chowban secondary

A autistic and perverted place when children go to corrupt their minds. Chowban secondary is where satans bowels spew forth wankers and douchebags
go live in chowban secondary
by ian chow the homo April 17, 2019
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