Crustabust 

Any person that is commonly considered lame, annoying, ugly, or just unwanted.

Jim: So John won't stop bugging you, huh Nick?
Nick: Yeah, he's such a crustabust.

Crustabust by Jimnastix July 20, 2009

Crustfuss 

As we humans finish up our doings in the restroom, we normally would wipe our area with a soft, comfortable tissue paper. When one forgets to perform this simple task of wiping, a single or several particles of feces get stuck to ones hair. This is sometimes called a dingleberry. Later on in the day when ones Swass moisturizes the dingleberry, the one with this issue will slowly get irritated to a point of no return. This emotional outburst is often called Crustfuss. Sometimes used in place of the word "PMS"

"FUCK you asshole im having a bad day!!"
"Dont worry, your just having a small case of Crustfuss."

Crustfuss by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

Crusteared 

When a person's ear developes a sort of crust and appears to excrete sand

Oh man did u see Topher he is totally crusteared

Crusteared by Baby Roth January 12, 2010

crustivitis 

A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.

Donna: DAMNIT!!

Phillis: What's the matter?

Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!

Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??

Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.

Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!

crustivitis by H.A.D.E November 7, 2010

Crust

A dirty, bummish looking person that attempts to look nice but always fails because of his or her physical appearance. Crust.

Sergio why yu so crust?? Sergio: "I'm sorry I can't help it okay!"

Crust by TheFinisher December 2, 2010

Crust

Verb - to crust something

To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"

Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?

Crust by Chadders66 April 5, 2011

Crustafarian

Noun - Description of someone who enjoys breaking through poo crust pre anal coitus.

That fucker with the shit eating grin (and scars on his bell-end) is a proper crustafarian

Crustafarian by terrier05 June 11, 2011