blue bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

blue bean by Jona Skyday January 4, 2009

Lima Bean

A Hispanic who has grown up in a white-wash area, or has by either outside influence or inner drive, ignored or abandoned his/her culture to be like the Caucasian race members.

Matt's such a Lima Bean, he can't even speak Spanish anymore.

Lima Bean by Walter Alvarez August 30, 2007

small bean regarder 

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls

you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder

small bean regarder by Stu February 7, 2004

flick bean

British slang expression for the act of attempting to pleasure a female by flicking her clitoris, or bean, with the flicking finger of choice. Often used as a non sequitor.

"I hooked up with that muscly girl last night."
"D'you flick bean?"
"yeh man, it were a kidney bean size."

"Hey shaun, how's it going?"
"flick bean."

flick bean by Paul Mathus August 22, 2006

Fatty Bean 

Another term for the elusive "lady boner". When a girls "bean" gets "fat" when she sees someone or something that she finds "stimulating".

Hey Shazza I just saw Kev down at the pub! God he gives me a wicked "Fatty Bean".

Fatty Bean by Russdawg December 25, 2011

Lazy Bean 

noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same sex.

:carpet muncher

:It is politically correct.

"Damn, she is really sexy. I'm gonna ask her out"-bro

"Dude, you can't. She is definitely a lazy bean. I saw her hook up with Rosie last week."-bro 2

"Shit"-bro

Lazy Bean by Dad D Rock November 19, 2013

smol bean 

the smol bean community is the type of people you find on roblox that say this type of stuff “Uwu, ;-; owo sowwy baka :V i wuv you and use this 🥺” that’s the type of people you don’t wanna even talk to look at or they will start saying those words to u which is bad we don’t like smol beans. smol beans are roblox pick me’s don’t fuck with them i’m telling u don’t even look at them. if you make them mad they will start calling you “biss” which means bitch or they will say “pwease leave🥺” which is also bad asf never fuck with them please and if u are one of them gtfo change for the better. literally no one likes u except ur own breed.

nobody:
my friends and i: oh don’t tell me that’s a smol bean coming towards us please please.

smol bean: ;-; am i short ;-; i think i’m vewy vewy short just like a little smol bean :3 i’m so small xd

smol bean by fanii March 16, 2021