Eat my ass

When someone is mad at you and wants to end the conversation

Person 1 ¨I HATE YOU!

Person 2"EAT MY ASS!

by 3ff December 2, 2021

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 1, 2025

Harshing My Happy

to be disappointed or "bummed" out

man the gas prices are really harshing my happy

by The Ken Frank Show May 30, 2008

Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never, ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came

It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

Harden my heart, harden my heart

swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025