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Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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my balls

by TehTardNugget August 6, 2022
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Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
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Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football
Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon
by Jake_5599 June 6, 2022
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you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)
big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex
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My dick

My dick is something that your mum sucks
by …? June 7, 2022
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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
Simão, you're my schmecker
by Seal077 June 7, 2022
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