I shart you not

Variant of “I shit you not”

I shart you not, that ₴hit is real. 💩 🥔 🫘

by 🅰️ February 23, 2026

You know my ting

A saying for when you’re hyping and validating yourself at the end of a sentence. Can also be written out but is best said out loud.

Interchangeable with words such as still.

“Ay yk what I did YS, you know my ting.”

by NabsH4 February 24, 2026

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026

All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.

Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.

by Batmansnutsack February 25, 2026

You can take that to God's feet

When you are serious about a promise!! When you mean business!!

This is the last time im doing this with you and you can take that to God's feet!!

by J.A.Mckeown February 26, 2026

Mind you

(1) Mind you in a phrase that is thrown into a sentence before you include something that is very pertinent to the story

(2) Mind you is a phrase that you throw in before you add details to the scene you are expressing

(3) Mind you can also be used to bring shock value to a story where two points highly contradict eachother.

(1) “He was planning to ask her out on a date, mind you hes never been on a date before.”

(2) “I was driving very fast, mind you it was raining.”

(3) “Ok so tell me why Lisa said she hates girls who are easy. Mind you she has 5 baby daddies.”

by wellwelllucky February 26, 2026