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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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Cock Shit Inhaler

Someone who be eating ass and cock everyday. Dude just can’t get enough of that cock and shit. Sometimes he even sucks on a knee. Bro is just gay as fuck
“Bro why the fuck does Garrett always smell like cock and shit?”
“Cuz he’s a Cock Shit Inhaler
by Poopcum69420 February 10, 2020
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shit

shit
shit.
by donatello24234 December 23, 2023
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Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.
Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.
by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025
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Shit damn it

Something that just comes out your mouth when you're really screwed.
John: You know the final's tomorrow right?

Jon: Aw shit damn it!
by Mepman June 15, 2012
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Shit fluff

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?
Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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shit

shit
you pecice of shit
by steven james h September 28, 2022
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