Definitions by Crudeoil

Shit fluff 

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?

Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!

Shit fluff by Crudeoil December 20, 2021

Cock punch 

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!

The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!

Cock punch by Crudeoil December 20, 2021

Dangle berries

When your arse is so hairy, your turd balls, stick to your anal vines and dangle like fruits from a tree.
Not for human consumption!

Wow, I'm rattling today, by dangle berries are colliding like a cheap office ornament.

Dangle berries by Crudeoil December 17, 2021