twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage

when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

by dick i have a big September 7, 2010

U spaghetti munching looking twat

Never say to someone special who is eating spaghetti

Person 1:U spaghetti munching looking twat
Special kid: dies from stroke because of how powerful it os

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket

Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.

Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.

by enviroman June 29, 2011

Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club

Anyone who is very annoying and/or stupid to a great extent. If only slightly annoying, then they are just a regular member.
Wearing of glasses is optional.

Chester Bennington is definitely a Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club.

by jayzee February 26, 2005

I'ma rip your twat off

an expression used to insult someone who is pissing you off, or doing something to you that makes you want to kick their face in, punch their face in, kick them, punch them, spit on them, slap them ect.

Rob "black, if you dont get on this skateboard I'ma rip your twat off!"

by iBallin14 August 29, 2009