nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick June 6, 2018

The Nipple Gripple 3000

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.

Lets try the nipple gripple 3000 together!

by Neverhood84679237 May 16, 2022

Thermo Nipples

Another term for goose bumps. When it’s really cold out and you get an arm full of thermo nipples.

“Oh it’s so cold out today, I have so many thermo nipples on my arm”

by RobtimusPrime June 24, 2021

throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.

Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?

by daylight_ao April 26, 2020

Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.

Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.

by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020

The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".

Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!

by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018