fish & Chip news

Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.

“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”

“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”

fish & Chip news by Konstantia August 7, 2023

fish storm 

A hurricane or tropical cyclone that doesn’t affect land

Lets hope that any hurricane that develops will be a fish storm

fish storm by Hurricane Dorian September 5, 2023

Fish Marbles

Female eyes, brown, and tilted.

What are you gawking your big ol' fish marbles upon now??

Fish Marbles by Failed analog September 6, 2023

Fish Pill 

The Knowledge that any femine vagina can smell like a fish, not only unhygenic one (BV). Fishy odour can manifest after long foreplay too, cause of warmth and time to cultivate bacteria in natural vaginal flora.

Wow, Janett I tell you, those schoolboys still trash our smell cause they dont know what Bacterial Vaginosis is and now call themselves fish pilled. I mean come on they are in their mid 40s.

Fish Pill by John Moe September 9, 2023

Fish people 

“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.

“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”

Fish people by Fedupaf October 12, 2023

Fish Kisses 

When you’re taking a hit of the bong and then water touches your lips

“Woah Kyle! I saw the water hit your lips!”
“Yeah, I got fish kisses!”

Fish Kisses by -Phee45 October 13, 2023

fish emotions

An incomprehensible feeling. Beyond that of mere man

I wish in the fish emotions today

fish emotions by 4rat October 29, 2023