Cunt Sausage 

An elongated clitoris which resembles a small penis.

Dude! I swear I could have sucked her cunt sausage!!!

Cunt Sausage by IFlingPoo March 12, 2009

cunt buster 

A massive penis - a Lady killer

"christ he had a right cunt buster he nearly split me in two"

cunt buster by Denzil June 23, 2005

cunt mice 

Tampons.

This refers to the close resemblance of the tampon with a mouse, especially when it has (at least putatively) crawled up a woman's vagina. See also: jam rag.

Looks like Aunt Flo's come to visit. Best pop down the shops, Mike, and get your mum some cunt mice.

cunt mice by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

Cunt Dumper 

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)

1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping

Cunt Dumper by muzgrog May 15, 2010

Cunt like a Hippo yawning 

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

Cunt like a Hippo yawning by MERT July 4, 2012

cunt buzzard 

someone who will fuck anything he sees

I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard

cunt buzzard by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

Cunt Hair by snabald July 13, 2003