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cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.
by EESHA4U December 11, 2017
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domestic cat

A god, diety ,holy being and creature that should be prayed to several times a day . Any one who does not beleive this should promptly slam their head in a dumpster until it detatches
A domestic cat has chosen to live in my wretched hovel, my family is now blessed
by THE ORDER OF THE HOLY FELINE October 20, 2003
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chased the cat

To go after something that you will never be able to get,
or to go after something and get it, but you have lost things like friends, money, your reputation to get it. You may even get hurt doing it.
He cut loose all of his friends and spent all of his money on trying to get the girl of his dreams. (Chased the cat)
by Johnny Wright July 5, 2008
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Cat sex

Where the girl either draws a cat face on her face with eye liner or she dresses up as a cat
And she has sex
"Lets have cat sex"
by The girl with the cat face November 3, 2013
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bo cat

a man who licks pussy (not a good thing)
by t dub May 28, 2003
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cat-tasic

When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)
That animal shelter was cat-tastic.

Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic

I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic
by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004
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kiss the cat

When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.
Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"

Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"
by ihavetwohandsandtwofeetonme October 25, 2010
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