Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

half fucked mango

A person that is short , blonde and a cunt

Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango

by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018

my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

half-past gay

Anything too gay to be labelled as such; anything on a completely different level of gay.

"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."

"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."

by M_H_B August 10, 2007

twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

by Wind talker of the aborigines April 1, 2005